Last week upon almost completing a very average food shop, I was overjoyed to find a packet of 40 Tesco own brand colouring pencils for only £1. Forty! Hurrah! I should have spared myself the effort of yelling, "hurrah" in the aisles; these are the worst pencils every to have been made! It feels like trying to arduously scratch colour out of a twig, useless! Hopefully I'll get some use out of them though - in the form of firelighters! Tesco, you disappoint me.